tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32487323.post219971039133691817..comments2023-12-25T03:15:00.044-08:00Comments on Rants From The Rookery: Tidbitsellroonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11335409429673647381noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32487323.post-54533573431233105022013-12-25T18:07:50.047-08:002013-12-25T18:07:50.047-08:00Oh, and... Happy Holidays, whatever Bill O'Rei...Oh, and... Happy Holidays, whatever Bill O'Reilly may think!Steve Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587223243120009776noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32487323.post-2753139029066845072013-12-23T21:01:02.582-08:002013-12-23T21:01:02.582-08:00Dear Pharmacist: so you don't want to sell eme...Dear Pharmacist: so you don't want to sell emergency contraception? That's easy, and requires only two steps:<br /><br />1. Walk to the front of your store. You see the sign facing outward that says "PHARMACY"? Take it down.<br /><br />2. Walk back to your office. You see that certificate on the wall, the cert that has your name on it and says something like Certified Pharmacist, State of Chaos? Take it down; tear it into small pieces.<br /><br />Your problems are over! Watch your mail for my bill...Steve Bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07587223243120009776noreply@blogger.com