Place the author, horizontal, face up, legs somewhat spread, on a bed. Slide the book, open, pages up, underneath the author's thighs. Then read the book through the opening between the author's legs.
All but the most imperceptive of readers should be able to tell...
Not a single one of the comments refers you to the Turing test :-(
ReplyDeleteI wonder if you could guess the gender of the programmer of the test, then?
ReplyDeletePlace the author, horizontal, face up, legs somewhat spread, on a bed. Slide the book, open, pages up, underneath the author's thighs. Then read the book through the opening between the author's legs.
ReplyDeleteAll but the most imperceptive of readers should be able to tell...
Geez, Steve. It must take you a hell of a long time to get through a novel.
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