Nor a Christian! (Ignore all that rumpus about Reverend Wright, that was a clever diversion!) He's a ... a...
PASTAFARIAN!!!11! He worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Here is proof!

Update: Two articles somehow appropriate:
Obama's mother's history. And how to build
a pirate cave.
Where's the pasta?
ReplyDeleteThe prayer: Boil water, add pasta, add salt, pray for 6 to 7 minutes, drain, eat holy pasta with sauce of your choice. Honor His Noodly Appendage..
ReplyDeleteRamen.
Keep the lasagna flying.
ReplyDeleteGah!!
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