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i'm sorry. i'm not going to read any further. this is cute.but explosionsandboobs.com is the best website ever.sorry if i've diminished your opinion of me, but, i am an american.
(while putting on running shoes)"I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you ..."
Glad to do my patriotic duty, Charley! Do you mind standing still for a sec? I gotta follow Sorghum....
35 seconds, even though I clicked on "I am a giant walking vagina".
Hey! I said that too..../runs off to take the test again...
I'm not sure how you would kick a bear in the balls. Sneak up behind him, I guess. (carefully plans logistics of kicking a bear in balls)(gives head a shake, leaves)
How about when he's standing? Like when a bear rears up to attack? Then you could plan to wear track shoes and do a soccer dive thing.... I'll watch over here.
i'm sorry. i'm not going to read any further. this is cute.
ReplyDeletebut explosionsandboobs.com is the best website ever.
sorry if i've diminished your opinion of me, but, i am an american.
(while putting on running shoes)
ReplyDelete"I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you ..."
Glad to do my patriotic duty, Charley! Do you mind standing still for a sec? I gotta follow Sorghum....
ReplyDelete35 seconds, even though I clicked on "I am a giant walking vagina".
ReplyDeleteHey! I said that too....
ReplyDelete/runs off to take the test again...
I'm not sure how you would kick a bear in the balls.
ReplyDeleteSneak up behind him, I guess.
(carefully plans logistics of kicking a bear in balls)
(gives head a shake, leaves)
How about when he's standing? Like when a bear rears up to attack? Then you could plan to wear track shoes and do a soccer dive thing.... I'll watch over here.
ReplyDelete